It's happening too much these days, and I'm tired of it.
Far too many people are asking, "Why isn't there a list of the 42 goofiest place names in Texas, organized by theme?" Fret not, masses: your day has come!
In today's hard-paced, fast-wired modern society world, cliches travel faster than a jackrabbit with a jetpack. Your grandmother already knows that China, Paris, Reno, Odessa, and Portland... are all towns in Texas. But "places that aren't in Texas, but actually also are" is the oldest theme around. So, without further adieu, here they are. WARNING: Some towns may be unsuitable for younger readers to learn about and/or visit.
Far too many people are asking, "Why isn't there a list of the 42 goofiest place names in Texas, organized by theme?" Fret not, masses: your day has come!
In today's hard-paced, fast-wired modern society world, cliches travel faster than a jackrabbit with a jetpack. Your grandmother already knows that China, Paris, Reno, Odessa, and Portland... are all towns in Texas. But "places that aren't in Texas, but actually also are" is the oldest theme around. So, without further adieu, here they are. WARNING: Some towns may be unsuitable for younger readers to learn about and/or visit.
NONSENSE:
Arp
Ding Dong
Dilley
Poteet
AFTERLIFE:
Elysian Fields
Utopia
Utopia
Paradise
Heckville
POOP:
Chocolate Bayou
Coffee City
HIPSTER:
Converse
Bowie
Dime Box
Elmo
Kermit
Deadwood
Dallas
Dallas
OHIO:
Chilicothe
Chilicothe
Columbus
Dayton
Detroit
ABSTRACT CONCEPTS/SELLING POINTS OF LOBOTOMY:
Comfort
Energy
English
Goodnight
Happy
Impact
CONFUCIAN VIRTUES:
Commerce
Friendship
Humble
Poetry
CONFUCIAN VIRTUES:
Commerce
Friendship
Humble
Poetry
UMM...:
Guy City
Fairy
WHAT?:
Oatmeal
Oatmeal
Negro Crossing
Telephone
Telephone
DRUNKEN COWBOY ACTIVITIES:
Cut and Shoot
Hoop and Holler
Cusseta Mountain
Ponder
Billy:
ReplyDeleteI read this on a regular basis.
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